Palatable local knowledge for the North Carolina diver

I’m…Too Sexy For A Reef…

Hard to tell by the photo, but this fish is actually talking. Here is a transcript of the omitted audio clip…“Angelfish in the Caribbean have it all wrong. The key to looking good is surrounding oneself with fish of uniform color. Sure, sharks are big, and the jacks are impressive in number, but they pale in comparison to how pretty I am. See how fabulous I look contrasted against this rust and metal? This one time, in finishing school, the teacher, Ms. Blenny, said that all I needed to do was refine my finning and I’d be a shoe-in for the Miss Indra pageant. Coral is for losers.” Kudos to Emily Fisher for capturing this remarkable example of fish vanity.

One Response to “I’m…Too Sexy For A Reef…”

  1. Todd says:

    Ok, memories of the band “Right Said Fred” come to mind, no coincidence, right? Great photo and really like the website!

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